I'm Gonna Slice You Like The Wind!

2004-10-15T09:06:00.000-07:00

HEY EXAMS ARE SOOOOOOO OVER RIGHT NOW! yay! can finally play all we want and enjoy! but im still not getting the after-exams-vibration-in-my-pants-thingie... cris too! WHY!?!?!? i guess it will come slowly... anyway... sec 4s! the .O. is coming.... STUDY HARD AND DONT BE SCARED OF IT! THE .O. IS ACTUALLY JUST ANOTHER STUPID EXAM! JUST GO THROUGH IT ITH CONFIDENCE! SUFFER ABIT MORE AND YOU CAN ENJOY FOR A FEW MONTHS! now aint that a good deal or what!? STUDY HARD BUT DONT STRESS YOURSELF OUT! RELAX ABIT AT TIMES AND LISTEN TO MUSIC! MUSIC HELPS ALOT! ALOT! ALOT!

haha! you rock!

2004-10-05T07:03:00.000-07:00

fuckin exams! i hate you! theres no fuckin point in continuing with this.... you dun have to put up with me.... lets just stop all these! i swear in the name of your fuckin god that if i do not make it to sec 4 i will not live to see next year! fuckin school..... fuckin exams.... FUCK!

2004-09-30T23:54:00.000-07:00

i cant believe it... you know My Dad The Rock Star from nickelodeon? its like its written by Gene Simmons! Bassist and lead singer of legendary rock band KISS! he's mad.... its like he so wild but he likes care bears and cartoons.... cool!

2004-09-22T07:19:00.000-07:00

im naming bus no 170 the Bangla Express.... its always full of em....

2004-09-16T07:29:00.000-07:00

hey! im supposed to be cramming but i still aint... watched Cellular in e afternoon when i came back.... then when bro came back watched The Face... its a nice show.. really nice... touching... then just watched Young N Dangerous 2... watched YnD 1 yesterday.... and i know its bedtime but im gonna watch YnD 3 now.... ill make up for all e studying tmr at cris house.... i know i can... meantime.. cheers ppl!

2004-09-15T05:32:00.000-07:00

hey ppl out there have you heard of a band called Red Hot Chili Peppers? yea they rock... just lettin you know... suddenly i dun know why but alot of ppl in school are startin rock bands and all... of course.... i must always keep up a lvl above em... i bought a bass pedal.. multi effects... and its so friggin fun palyin wif it... a Digitech BP-80 bought it for 200 bucks at Swee Lee.... yep exams are coming but that does not stop me from practicing so watch out ppl.... im gonna take over Flea someday... just watched Resident Evil Apocalypse my bro bought the dvd.... theres gonna be a RE 3 but the storyline of RE 2 was cool... gonna watch The Exorcist: The Beginning now with my bro while eating jelapeno potatoes and after that im just gonna run down to my bed and cover my eyes because i think the show is damn scary... or so after watching the trailer... i now officialy have 3 basses... loooking forward for a 4th and maybe and electric guitar... already have my eyes on one... a 2nd hand BC Rich Warlock Bronze Series going for 200... review says its good.. good deal eh... after that prob gonna get a guitar multi effects and of course an amp... then maybe an accoustic to learn accoustic chords... joining another band... shld be... but of course Ecnerret will still be my priority... anway bands out there... if you wanna jam together with Ecnerret... well... at least me and cris wants to... but after exams... jamming with other bands seems more fun! anyway if you ppl out there have gigs pls tell us... like ur birthday bash or sumthin.... got a few more albums to buy still... and as usual.. short on cash.. and i would like to know how where can i buy saltpeter? pls tell me if you know... i kinda need it.... and oh.. did you know Crazy Town's guitarist Kraig Tyler plays his guitar with only 5 strings? he doesnt have a low E string.. now isnt that Cool or what!!??!? ok gtg... take care ppl!

2004-08-29T08:08:00.000-07:00

we dint get the gig at CHP!!!! argh!!! got cancelled at the last minute.... but we're all used to all these kinda shat already... so ya... did flag day until 4 with yin wai... then rushed down to CHP coz tot was late already... but in e end also never perform... waste of money.... then at night stayed at dex house..... morning went Holy Spirit for mass.... then went towning.... im gonna save up some money to spend at cheeks.... been a long time since i bought stuff there.... bought 2 albums.... velvet revolver and RHCP... they rock man!!! ok im tired and i have skool tmr... gdnite! bbhye!

2004-08-27T08:15:00.000-07:00

im so glad everything is ok now... go listen to maxwell murder by rancid..... gonna bathe now...

2004-08-26T00:07:00.000-07:00

Heavy metal! You rock! It's mostly about the
music instead of lyrics for you...but you
channel most of the emotion through the lyrics!
Mosh pit for you! Just be careful you don't
give yourself a concussion with so much
headbanging...

What genre of rock are you?
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2004-08-24T06:06:00.000-07:00

today was great! i think... a bunch of us dismissed at 12 thx to mr P... supposed to be at 1 but coz e rest of e class had to take a test so we left at 12.... then went to the Police Heritage Center... some stuff there are cool... i wanna learn bball... but dun think i can make it... sat we're performing at cat high pri.... looks like another failed funfair to me.... anwyay just come.... ang mo kio ave 2.... take 265 from ang mo kio mrt....

2004-08-18T06:13:00.000-07:00

i dun really know what to say.... geez... velvet revolver is good.... i wanna get their album... i think im gonna get a job for the september holidays... its like... tims gonna ask for me to work at his aunts fast food restaurant.... and the pays like 5 bucks an hour.... cool... finally gonna get some xtra cash... i just realized how poor i am... i cant even get a freaking cd nowadays.... im feeling really down.... i need good music... i need an mp3 player.... no more test already.. next up is the finals already.... and thats like freaking me out... everything is passing so quickly.... hope we can have a bbq at dex house for all e percussion members.... at least have a lil fun together.... i need a bass synthesizer.... then maybe from there i can get more... yep..... sigh....

2004-08-12T03:23:00.000-07:00

boo

2004-08-12T03:20:00.000-07:00

How to make a Aaron Cheng Meng Hsin

Ingredients:
5 parts friendliness
5 parts courage
3 parts joy

Method:
Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Top it off with a sprinkle of lustfulness and enjoy!

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2004-08-12T01:55:00.000-07:00

woohoo... dunno why but everything seems very fun!! er.... think we're performing for teachers day or something... yay!! watching Love Don't Cost A Thing now... Nick Cannon is like whhoopeedoo!! got a few more albums to get... jammin tml... band on sat.... yea.. i really have nothing to do... today like i had a geog test w/o even knowing about it... then chem lesson.. doing oxidization or sumthin like that... then i went toilet to slack.... sat at the toilet play with my hp for about 20 mins... then when i got back to class... they were having a quiz.... so i handed up a blank paper... woohoo!! watching spongebob squarepants now... damn farny.... chem test tmr... later got science ttuuuiiittiiiooon.... lovely!! i love my new tuition... its like in a bomb shelter at bishan there.... then inside can eat while tuition.... got guitars and drumsets... then can play table-soccer..... got coms to play... but must pay larz.... and the instant mash potatoes there are godly!! hope everything goes well for the term... im like just gonna leave my school shoes in school then ill just wear my own shoes to school then change.... so going out wun be such a problem.... but i still hate my teacher... crap sia... not allowed to leave stuff in class.... gotta get my own locker and stuff.....the Os are comin up... gd luck to everyone takin it... aint gonna be a breeze... so brace urself... my com is freaking spoilt... i think gonna get a new one... now using the laptop.... damn cool.... can bring down watch tv eat dinner play ps2 and use the internet at same time.. oh yeah! ok bbhye..

2004-08-05T07:35:00.000-07:00

####### ####### ####### ####### ####### ####### ####### ####### ###########.......you see.... if i cant even ####### voice out my own ####### opinion in my own ####### blog.... then what has this ####### world come to!??!? it's what i ####### think when i ####### compare us to other ####### bands anyway..... ok.... if you guys want this... then i ####### swear in the name ####### of your ####### GOD! that i will ####### never ever ####### voice out my ####### opinion from now on... be it ####### bad or ####### good... i will ####### never ever ####### say it.... i have no ####### say in this ####### ####### ###### up band and i will never ####### ever say anything that ####### contradicts you guys... you ####### guys will be the ####### ones who will make all the ####### decisions... i have no ####### say.... we'll all start ####### playing grade 1 songs... and when you ####### write songs.... i will have to ####### play whatever you ####### guys say... and i have ####### no ####### rights to object or say no... ecnerret MUST always be ####### good in my mind and heart and i have ####### no ####### rights to think otherwise... i am not ####### allowed to be ####### sarcastic from ####### now onwards and ####### i will have to ####### listen to ####### all you ####### guys say and i must ####### remain ####### quiet whenever you guys are around... or i will ####### avoid you guys from ####### now onwards and will not ####### dirty the ####### sacred ground on which you ####### step your ####### adidas ####### superstar on.... or whatever ground ####### any of you ####### people step on.... i cannot ####### worship the same GOD! as you... i must ####### worship ecnerret....

############################ #### GOD!

2004-08-02T08:40:00.000-07:00

sincerely i think ecnerret is still lousy...... and ecnerret is gonna lose out to edmunds band next year if we dun start practicing coz he's like up there in his skills...

2004-07-27T04:38:00.000-07:00

Heart of Stone

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2004-07-20T06:04:00.000-07:00

wah lau i really have nothing to do.... my mom doesnt allow me to pierce.... and theres hair check tomorrow... and i cant make the slipknot mask coz i need a bondage hood to do so.... and i can only get that at a novelty shop... condomania doesnt have it..... so i guess i just gotta design my own... anyway its hard to get 9-inch or 6-nails anyway... quite hard to find.... gonna check out the diy store some time...

2004-07-18T08:11:00.000-07:00

i got a great idea... its like im gonna propose the idea of a halloween party to my school... it'll be cool.... its like im trying to get a mask of a slipknot member craig jones... the pic on e left... the spiky spiky one... yea.... i'll wear that.....

2004-07-17T10:12:00.000-07:00

just watched brotherhood... its like.... im a hard-up-motherfucking-emotionless-nut-case who would probably only cry when my family dies... the type who will go to war with a smile and kill-as-many-as-possible-the-i-challenge-you-to-a-beheading-contest type...... and i found Brotherhood touching... wow... its a really ncie movie... recommended.... the story line is good.... and the last part is like-the-i-wanna-cry-till-i-die-and-i-wanna-eat-some-pie part of the show.... then everybody is like wiping their eyes and all... im like all quiet for e first time.... and then the movie ends... i walked down to take a piss... then i walked out of the toilet... waiting for my bro... and im like totally back to my hard-up-motherfucking-emotionless-nut-case mode now... ya... so bye... i like my new hairstyle!

2004-07-14T08:06:00.000-07:00

hi...... hi...... hi...... hi...... common test week... nothing to do.... im broke..... its like ever since i discovered yahoo auctions i like already spent 200 bucks there..... i just bought 3 posters and like a million guitar mags for only 25 bucks... yea metallica slipknot and stuff.... bought battlefield 1942 recently also... just thinking... but battlefield vietnam is more interesting than bf 1942 in certain ways.... especially the online gaming..... been sleepin late these nights.... gonna fail this week.... need to get new guitar strap.... wee kiat coped mine since chma... and next year im still deciding whether to enter chma as ecnerret or edmunds band..... i already told edmund ill play for their band coz i thought can enter 2 bands.... but apparently.... i cant.... soooo... im still deciding.... if i play in edmund's band... most likely we'll play something metallica.... and if ecnerret.. then something rhcp.... i love my room.... like im gonna cover the walls and door with pics and posters till the ceiling left.... then i'll think of something.... yea.... ok... nothing much left to say.... bye...

2004-06-20T09:24:00.000-07:00

you know what! i really have nothing to do so ill just fucking scold some people here!

PAUL and TERRENCE why cant you 2 just stop being fucking hypocrites and just be honest huh! if you dun want that fucking dog to go jammin with us just fucking say it! you aint have ta fucking deny it in front of that bitch! fucking hypocrites....

CRISTIAN! stop fucking tell people stuff until you get your fucking facts right! go fucking ask paul for the TRUTH and nothing but the TRUTH! your getting your facts wrong just coz there are some fucking fucked up people being hypocrites here..... so just go fucking do some research!

DEXTER i have no fucking thing to say so lets just play d2 again sometime..

THEREFORE i conclude my speech as of the spawn of satan...

thank you

2004-06-20T06:47:00.000-07:00

stop being fucking hypocrites...

2004-06-18T03:05:00.000-07:00

yay... just came back from the filming... me paul and najib were xtras.... just had to sit at the background and pretend to talk... anwyay... the best part of it was that it was at Indochine... a club just outside wisma... and for guys its like 25 then can enter... and one good thing was that there was a free flow of coke.. it was heaven... najib got really high from the coke... then after that we went to drop off some stuff at sg land towers.... then proceeded to his club for pool and lunch... i ate soo much...

and me and paul had a small chat with triggered off some thinkitivity in my head...

this is to a certain someone....
why come along when not wanted? stop thinking that a guy likes you when in fact he more to the side of hatin you..... and you are not God... we are not obliged to do whatever you want just to please you... even God gives us the freedom whether to believe in him...and you will never be part of the band no matter how hard you try... well even paul doesnt want you to be part of the band but if you ask him... i bet he will turn hypocritical and simply deny... right paul?!

to the rest...

stop being so hypocritical... just tell the truth...

2004-06-16T07:28:00.000-07:00

woohoo homecoming is coming up and we're performing.... learning a couple of new songs... and paul has gotten us a couple o gigs already.... some of them are paying... hope all goes well.... i just watched schindler's list... such a touching movie... really pity the jews during the holocaust... still have a problem with saving up... and yesterday we all stayed over at my club... had a really great time... our meal cost nearly a 100 bucks... but worth it.... and my mom bought 50 bucks worth of drinks and snacks for us... THANKS MOM! we had alot of fun.... yellowcard is a really good band... been spending alot of time at cybercafes.... time to tone down... shld start studying too.... haven even started on my maths or physics... argh! guys come to homecoming.... its on 26 june.. which is my birthday... that is why sometimes i hate school... the school band and our rock band is both performing... come support... come if you want... aint no forcing.... hope i can stay over at my club some time again.... but its kinda ex... so think i'll just continue to dream... yep... still dreaming about my basses.... just which i could have them.... gtg ppl... bye...

2004-05-26T07:49:00.000-07:00

yep i know i have not updated for a realli long time.... lotsa things have been happening these couple ol weeks... lots and lots and lots... anyway the main thing in our minds during the past few weeks was the CHMA... really got us excited... we practised alot... but we won... so any other stuff doesnt really matter now... i have seen a few basses around yamaha that i intend to get after i save up... but their all like around 1k so i gotta start savin asap.... i wanna work during the june holidays... but nowhere to work... we got our own ecnerret tees and all... real cute... thanks paul for e dino... schools gonna end soon... half the year is gone... wow... thats realli fast... anyway ppl birthday's comin uuuppp so prepare a present for me! yep! im being an idiot here... but if you need a hint i would just accept cash as im saving for a bass... which is something that i really want... unless you wanna buy it for me.. but if you bought a present for me then of course i will still like it... in fact i will love it... presents are there to be loved... we might be playing for CH Homecoming and paul's sis asked us to play for this basking thingie in fact we'll get paid so why not!? i hope we can get more gigs during the holidays cause i really need the monay now that i dun gave a job... been really done recently but i guess im starting to cheer up... even though the thought of school is really bringing my mood down.... next year most prob gonna take part in CHMA again... nyway.... my bass playin has improved alot... thanks to the constant playing and practising... it really helps... but my school work is goin down... i kinda hate school... all the work and studies... but i guess we jus gotta go through it.. part of life i guess... no choice... now i know how it feels like to be broke... always borrowing money and not able to buy lotsa stuff... i really want that bass... 1k... its like so far away... i wish i had like a couple ol billion... that be nice fer me... i'd be happy wif that... i have school tomorrow... trying not to think about it... hope all goes well tomorrow... after school have some meal thingie with mr wang and all the other winners... hope we get the 1k voucher they were toking about... im either gonna try to sell the voucher away or im gonna get a bass pedal with it... oh yea... cant wait... but i would still prefer cash so i can save it... ok gtg...

2004-04-06T01:03:00.000-07:00

oh my gawd.... i just realized that music turns me onm sexually... weebeep! anyway since i have time now i might as well tok about the japan trip... i really enjoyed it... but i feel there should have been at least one musical exchange with at least one school... anyway aesthetique is coming up... info as follos:

Aesthetique 2004
Venue: Victoria Concert Hall
Time: 7.00 pm (Free Seating)
Pricing: Stall($10) & Circle($15)
Main Attraction: Most likely Fantasy Variations and of course... :) ME!!

well ive uploaded the pics... not all of course... tml there is the auditions for the CH Music Awards yea wish me luck... i really wanna get into the finals... one reason coz its open to public... my pics are being uploaded now.... and tml i gotta go collect them from the photoshop... ok now.... about jp.. i really miss there.... learnt quite alot... especially on the day of the concert.... watch the jp ppl crash the cymbals and i tried to follow them... however we dint exactly do welll on our performance... during the party i met some old friends from tenri... only 2 of them are left... the rest i dont know... and i dont know how to tell them im not in trumpet anymore... i really miss them... the ppl there are real friendly... unlike sg... and they are damn polite too... but the stuff there are damn ex... ok im sick... came home raly today... nt going school tml... only going in e afternoon for the audition and band... ok bye~~!

2004-04-05T07:26:00.000-07:00

im lazy to update.... aesthetique is comin up... i encourage ppl to go... pls get tix and info from me... yea about the jap trip the photos should tell e story...

2004-03-18T07:05:00.000-08:00

ARGH Im still so itchy! mr doc says its an allergy.. im feeling lerthagic... im feeling dukued.... i dunno y... but i feel souless.... school is becoming a drag! A DRAG! and whats with band everyday... what the hell happpened to minimum effort maximum results?!?! i dun wanna go back to school!!! blah blah blah... anyway i feel that im not funny anymore... life is a drag... i just wanna end it... i feel so loser... cmon ppl1 nid some motivation here... i also just realized that i have very lil friends.... hu cares... i still love my blabberistix hairstyle... almost botak.... i think i look gay in it... but its like what the hell.... it will grow... oh yeah!!i got my mc fer tml!!! im not going band!!! its like the whole day!!! and my roomate fer japan trip is terrence.... and i cant believe... in japan everynight we still gotta study... nah i dun really care! i aint crain bout anything now! i also realized that im damn vulgar.... why?!?! i dunno... is that good or bad?!?!? i dunno... being vulgar is one thing.. im starting to hate singlish.... in fact im starting to hate everything around me.... ARGH! bangla lar you...

2004-03-15T05:46:00.000-08:00

ITCHY BITCHY SCRATCHY TWITY

just came back from camp.... dint exactly enjoy the whole of it... welll.... ill start from the first day..

Day 1

assembled at school... did some preps before we left.. took use about 3 hours to reach the campsite... our original campsite was flooded because of the rains so we had to camp at another field that was filled with horse shit!! then we pitched tents... dunno y but sec 3-2 got all the small 6 men tents... damn squeezy... some tents had to be pitched on top of the horse shat and some tent the entrance got horse shat one... apparently my group has 5 ppl but we had to sleep in the 4 man tent... then the weather was damn hot... wth... we went for lunch... then after that dint really have time for any activities so we did some games... after that dinner... then unpacked our stuff and tried to sleep.... but could not... it was damn stuffy and the insects were a killer.... so lied down and talked till about 2 am then we went out of our tent and talked with some ppl... then were toking about OCH (Old Changi Hospital).. i think that place is the most haunted place in sg... after that went to sleep...

Day 2

Woke up... went for pt.... then ate breakfast... then went for tracking at gunung lumbak... and its a mountain... unlike bukit timah hill... this one was steep and falling down was not an option that you would wanna choose... after that went back had lunch and played team building games.... then had outdoor cookin... was quite fun... but not enough time... so we dint really finish our food... then nightwalk... walked through the oil plantation.. quite scary... but its ok lar...then went back to tent.. then sleep..

Day 3

same thing... woke up and went for pt... then we had this map drawing shat... i wun tok bout it since its too peacocked to tok bout it... then lunch... then we went into the oil plantation for scenario based stuff... apparently the scenario is we were stranded on an island and we needed to build a tent... a campfire... a shithole... and a water catchment thingie... they only gave us strings and a poncho plus we could use whatever we could find within a certain radius... my groups the tent was made of zinc we found at a nearby hut... so it was damn strong... then we dug a hole for the shithole.. and made a campfire... went back... got ready got canoeing... then we went... it was quite fast but also quite boring... got all wet fer nothing... then dinner... then campfire... total disaster... fire was dying out all e time... then i just slept through most of it... then after that i went to dexter's tent to sleep... so much nicer...

Day 4

woke up... area cleaning... packed up... left for sg... im so glad to be back... but now my whole body is full of dotz.... so much insect bites... tml im gonna see a doctor... at e same time get an mc.. after that we went macs... really missed it... then i went dex house to swim and bathe... now im finally home.. weebeep!

FUCK YOU LIM CHIEW HER!

i really hate you if you see this then too bad coz this is my private space so get lost ur not welcomed go to hell!

Band

have band the whole week... wat the hell is wrong man! we just came home from a freaking camp! im not going tml... gonna get an mc... ill see how i feel for the rest of the days... going japan next week... hope my insect bites heal by next week...

anyway i learnt some malay words... here goes!

Taiyi Guude- Horse Shit
Pergi- Fly Kite
Lembay Machiam Bapoh- Weak Like Gay

think this is all i can remember...
peacock...

2004-03-10T05:16:00.000-08:00

hoho.... here i am packing my bag for the camp... and there are millions dying around the world now... why is it that other people suffer and not us? why are we so fortunate.... lets hope we stay this way.. well.... camps on friday... kinda excited... not going sch tml coz dun feel like.. and maybe we're gonna take part in CH Music awards... the finals is open to public!!! thats so weebeep! then today slept through assembly... luckily dint get caught.... and have you heard the song called Sunday Bloody Sunday by U2??? its a really sad song if you know the lyrics... its about the catholic-protestant conflict.... why do they fight?!? we are all worshiping one God!! *except muslims of course* just now went to cut hair... then bought my gel and face wipes... then the cashier gave me 8 panty liners as free sample... wtf! i think ill give it to my friends if they want... when i went home i open the bag i was like !!! did i take the wrong bag?!??! scared me to hell... luckily my bro dint see it... hoho... maybe gonna get a dog... gimme a nice name for a male golden retriever... getting excited about japan too!! woohoo!!! ok bye...

2004-03-08T04:24:00.000-08:00

had a great day yesterday and today... anyway i just feel like vomiting now... well.. ill tok bout yesterday first... morning went to cat class... then attended mass... after that went to far east to cheeks to buy some clothes... bought 2 blink 182 t shirts... one pair of jeans... a belt... looks quite nice.. metallic... then bought a bag.. a cap.. a dog tag... basically thats it... spent 170 there... now im broke.. damn... after that came home so did nothing much... today rained the whole day... wished it stopped... made the whole area stuffy.. then after band while waiting for cris rapunzle and lex me and dex nothing to do did funny hair styles then tried to make the toilet look haunted... really dumb.. after that walked in the rain to macs... then at macs after eating cris made this funnt drink... something like boom chi juice... so i took a sip... then drank the whole think... the lex says im santanic.. woohoo! after that they made a second one with vanilla... i drank half.. then gave to dex to drink... the second one taste horrible.. thats y now i feel like vomiting... damnit... went to buy ps2 game... think its called shadow hearts.... anyway... im lookin for sch badges... so if ya sch has... just tell me or somtin.. ok... gonna fuck ard now... bye!

2004-03-07T05:20:00.000-08:00

argh.... thinking bout it.. i think im on the verge of commiting suicide... i dun wanna live anymore..... with all the troubles of life.... everything that you dun want to happen it always happens... damn..... sometimes i get really jealous... y are ppl so happy? and y must i be the one who is angry and sad? i hope my friends will never leave me.... i never want to be alone... im scared... i dun wanna go through that again.... pls... dun abandon me on my own...

2004-03-07T05:04:00.000-08:00

wee.... quite fun today... spent around 180 in just one shop... damn... im broke... and no more allowance for the next 3 weeks... but i guess its worth it... well... sometimes i think bout y i splitted... maybe im regretting now... but whats done is done... aint gonna do much about it... schools starting tml... have the gut feelin again... this really sux... friday have camp... ARGH!!! damnit.

2004-03-03T04:34:00.000-08:00

HEY FREAKY!! dint blog for a very very very very very and i emphasize on the sweaty long time.... kinda been busy with all my shit and all... ok alot of things happened the past few days... maybe i cant remember.. as you know... i went to Tamil Nadu and contracted short term memory loss from the banglas there... oh man... i just know we went to jam... at swee lee... and i wore this blink 182 shirt thats really big ya know... like nearly until my knees... so i tried wearing my school shorts below my dick... it was quite fun... trying to stop people from upskirting me and all hoho! then at city hall mrt dexter lifted my shirt up and tada there goes the merry go round.. ok... quite embarrasing actually... then jamming paul dint go so no vocalist... me and dexter had to try to play and sing.. i had no prob with aliens exist... but kept rushing in dont leave me... damn! then jamming halfway my pants drop... oh ya... just wanna say.. swee lee is damn inefficient! really really inefficient! when we reached there... we had to change rooms like 4 times coz either no air con... no instruments... or no mics... damn sucky.. then i tried like 5-7 basses... all either cannot use strap or its spoilt... wtf... then their amps are like shit for the guits... terrence and dex also changed a fair amount of guits... then we played some songs... then after that we wanted to try anthem part 2... mr nak whole day say "I CAN PLAY ANTHEM PART 2" then when cris que us in he just stand there like nobody is controling the nak like that... then third time then he played... but halfway had to stop anyway coz he stopped... after jamming bought sticks.... oh yar monday had halfday coz o lvl results was good... hope our ranking goes up... at least this would be the first good thing that hakky boon tek does... first thing ever since he came here... then now im trying out this bot for gb... can earn me quite alot of gold! hoho! im gonna get the i can see the bullet time set... oh my mooma! bought 2 ghay pens... thought it was ghay coz its sparkling... dex said that once you used this pen your handwriting would auto look like gals one... so i bought it... hoho! im broke... calculated... if i by all my stuff next next week... i would only have like hundred 20 bucks if i start saving ALL my allowance now... and total i need about 200... damnit! ok wait i go toilet first... :) ok im back bruddaz... my left eye is hurting now coz just now at wee koks we i was impersonating keefe like going hey freaky then doing the funny crossed eyed thingie... think i did it for 2 long... ok yar... also i dunno y but i just said it out in wee koks just now... i was like suddenly say what if a short hair bangla went into a salon then said he wants to perm his hair... then the hairstylist say its too short.. then the bangla opens his pants then his pubis hair all burst out and consume the world and its full of sweat... then inside his hair got all kinds of animals and plants one... then i said if you made a gate way and stuffed it with bangla pubic hair... you probably could travel through time... you could adjust whether its the future or past through the moisture lvl and the amount of years through the amount of hair! then according to duku relativity that would be possible...
today assembly was not bad... some film producer came over to show us some singapore short films showcase... i liked the first one called jesse and 48 on aids... i really pity those aids victim... we shouldnt discriminate them.. oh man... they interviewed all kinds of ppl about aids.... hiv+ ppl.. pimps.. prostitutes... transexuals... bisexuals... and many many more depending on your preference.... during band then owecussion section did not have anything to do.. so i took a box and carved duku guyver out of it... damn cool... then jason found this metal pole that has a hole throught it... so we were trying to shoot something out of it and dunno how we manage to make a experimental weapon of mass destruction called the BPM (Bangla Propelled Matter) you could shoot anything that could fit.. i will release details once the debut version is out... somemore its like nuclear bomb must ship around.. this one can just carry around... damn cool.. after that nothing much... so went wee koks and came home... oh ya.. im starting this new section in my blog... its called the phrase/sentence of the week... down there i will be putting the phrase and sentence of the month which i think is suitable according to the situation.. ok... so just tag my board and stay tuned to get your heavy share of crap... stay tuned you dukus!

2004-02-27T05:59:00.000-08:00

ok everybadie!!! this matter should be ova now~~ if you dont know what it is... shuddap... ok...nothing happened.... just realized gunbound can be quite fun... argh... i dunno where to find blink 182 stuff... oh man... really really hope ecnerret can become like them... hoho! and i just watch mtv channel... did you know blink 182 took a year to make the latest album? they actuallt wanted to do it in 3 months.. oh my gawdess.... thats quite a big diff....damnit... very very broke here.... wish blink 182 would come to sg... hope they come soon... yeayea... ok bye~

2004-02-24T05:55:00.000-08:00

feeling sleepy here.... maybe i'll just blog one more time before i gotta sleep..

MX sux! argh!!! here it goes! shit shit shit

bet the shit. is all hexes... i think only when you say shit. w/o anything attaached to it like dotz watsoever... well... i dont know y but i just cant study these few days... freaking japan trip is too much of a distraction.. cant cant cant wait... but e prob is the freaking sec 3 camp is also on e way mooma! damnit! dunno whether im going to enjoy or hate it... this friday dex jase and cris got concert... wtf am i gonna do alone? come home and punch the monkey? feeling really sick of everything happening around me lately... and i really wished that mx can stop being so loserfied and pose ppl...BE ORIGINAL YOU LIL FART! stop buying ppl's shoes and sticks and drum books and cardholders... wtf.... ARGH!! i think im gonna explode someday... im really happy when im wif my friends... but the thing i hate most is being alone.. i rather let vultures eat my balls then be alone in the world.. im scared.. :( i hope tml lim chiew her does not come again... then THAT will otally rock and raise my spirits! recently the school's water coolers have been contaminated... and that reminds me about something... me and ashley were on the way to remedial today when we saw this bangla taking water from the water cooler... then ashley went to him and told him the water was dirty... he nodded his head... smiled... then walked away..

I DUN EVEN THINK HE FREAKING UNDERSTOOD! :)

i was laughing at ashley all e way after that... damn farnie... haha.... ok anyway im gonna sleep now... i think.... so.. cya poops!

*Raises hands*
THAK THAK CHOK TAI! THAK THAK CHOK TAI!

2004-02-24T02:38:00.000-08:00

woohoo im back... went to tailor to make my pants for band... still gotta buy my shirt... nyway today my form teacher dint come... how great is that man?!?! there was still work but at least we dint have to see her face for one day!! all right man!! then had remedial also...

damn

anyway did you guys read todays newspaper? there is another case of a teacher student relationship... i mean... wat the fucking hell are people doing nowadays man... your teacher is like one generation older... and then some ppl go and have relationship with that... -.-" that is so thak thak chok tai!i dun really have alot of things to say today... quite boring anyway... so... bye

2004-02-23T04:25:00.000-08:00

Thak thak chok tai brudddas and siztas!! i dun really know what that means... but i think that its from we were soldiers where this captured vietnamise solder was shouting THAK THAK CHOK TAI!! THAK THAK CHOK TAI!! and their words are really well articulated like puteh puteh.. cmon everybody lets do this togetha! say thak! thak! say thak! thak! say chok! chok! say tai! tai! what doezz it sei!?!?! thak thak chok tai! i cant hear you... thak thak chok tai!!! i really cant hear you... thak thak chok tai!!!!! i still cant hear you... THAK THAK CHOK TAI!!! ok im deaf... so help me bruddazz..... get me paper and pen so i can sit down and daydream... hoho... that was total crap... welll nothing happended today.. damnit... wished a 50 cm meteor would hit the road outside my house so i can drag it home... examine it and then make a nuclear bomb... ooo yeah! i got into treasury department for band... thats just soooo cool man! now i can go ard chasing ppl for money then when they dun pay up i can smear bangla sweat all over their door!! wazzat?!??! wazzat?!?!? wazzup!?!?!? and i just downloaded this trance percussion beat dance thingie song.... dexter get it right... it aint techno... i hate techno... this is trance!! very different from techno... but punk still rox... anyway... i also decided that if ecnerret becomes famous i wanna get tattoed like travis barker... all ard oh yea! mmm... you wanna know where macdonald gets their chix from??? from my boxers... wait till you see it.... damn cool... the whole thing got chickins on it.. oh my mooma! im feeling real crappy today... and its like oh shat! i gotta play the crash for original suite and tales of the sea for the japan trip... oh my gawdess!! gotta learn it... and fast... i also love short curcuit man..

SHORT CURCUITS ROX OOOO YEA WAZZAT!?!?

yea... totally rox.... man i juz wished mx wouldnt learn it.. that bugger.. cant stand him... hope he doesnt bug me on the jap trip... im kinda excited bout it already... cant wait... but gotta get through the sec 3 camp first... but im sure its gonna be ok... since its with the class.... at least i will know the peeps goin! and im sure you know that conspiracies are dumb.. ok.. i love blink 182 they totally rox i love them oh yeah mooma they totally ROCK! hope i can work during march hols nid da money to get some stuff... and aaron chan stop buggin me if ur reading this then dun farking come to me and bugga me.. i waz in a gd mood until you bugged me... now... what will calm me down? a picture of wee kok... sex with charlie... and JAPAN!! oh yeah!!! cant wait for japan!!! if ecnerret was famous i wanna be famous in japan first... then slowly go upupupupupupupup and away! the ppl in japan are loyal man... they aint like america where the ppl say they love you while they go to india to have sex with some other faggoty man..

go to cheeks at far east... dream palace... you can find everything there..

oh btw any of you know where to get turbans? yea me n friends wanna get some for e fun of it... maybe wear it together some other time.... really cool... dun really know y we are so close... talk also say same things at same time.. thak thak chok tai! apparently there has been come case of vandalism in my school's teachers toilet... just hope that guy doesnt get caught... coz if he does... spanky's gonna come ta kick ur azz~! really mizz jammin cmon babes cris and dex and paul and jase and terrence I WANNA JAM!! i miss my bass yea i know i have one at home smore its better then the on at alvrons but i just wanna jam wif you guys... so much more fun... gotta practice on my drummin at e same time.. hoho... cant really juggle my studies with my hobbies now... oh yar... you guys got stupid stickers juz sell it to me or sumthin... pls... thx.. wanna paste it on my bass... already have some kinda obscene shat on it... juz wanna get more... so babes... ya know watta dooo!! and how come i cant write s h i t w/o e spaces on my blog? look at this... im saying shit! so shit man!

shit!shit!shit!shit!shit!shit!shit!shit!shit!shit!shit!shit!shit!shit!

dun think it will come out properly... coz in my previous entries i said it one time and it got censored... wtfh... ooohhhh my gawdess!!!!! i wan a blink 182 boxer with the smiley face on the ass... so when ppl pull up my shirt they see a face lookin back at them oh yeah! ok i gotta practice a lil of my bass.. dint touch it for 2 days already... and smore gotta learn aliens exist and every other time... cris wanna play it... and maybe just improve my skills on it... maybe ill be back lata.. maybe i wun... so watever...

THAK THAK CHOK TAI!

2004-02-22T05:18:00.000-08:00

weebeep! harlow! oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah.... well... nothing much happened today... went to church in the morning... served mass... went out with fam for lunch... then went far east with dom to look for t shirt... then went to cheeks... bought a few stickers for my bass... also bought a blink 182 t shirt but its fake so there is an xtra thingie below that says cowboy punk rock... the owner of cheeks ravi is a very nice guy... talked to him.. he let us look at his book on fashion too... damn cool... i may be getting a copy if i have enough money.. oh ya... i also bought a boxer with lotsa chickens on it... haha... looks damn cute.. im gonna start savin then before i go japan im gonna go there to buy stuff.... then after that came home.. then nothing much lor.... dun really feel like crappin today... so.. blah, your it!

2004-02-21T03:49:00.000-08:00

WOOHOO! Im back after a looonnngggg time! ok soo many things happened... some sad.. some happy... some crappy... some duku... whatever... i just realized that i am my body is 72% crap... the other 28% is crap... and another 10% crap.. cant really remember much.. i seriously think that i have short term memory loss! on wed had band then came home... on thurs just came home.. then yesterday... after school we went to toa payoh library... feel embarrased cause we made wuite alot of noise... we went to the third lvl.. i had this book about quantum physics... then terrence was studying... i sat down on the floor and ACTUALLY SLEPT!!! cant believe it.. then later after i woke up... as terrence was sitting down i pulled his chair away so he fell down and lotsa ppl were looking at us... yea after that went home.. nothing much...... so actually ill just talk about today! WEEPEE! had band... morning there was the stoopid p.t and drills... had to run 1.6 km.. then p.t... but halfway i just ran away.. and sat down with the ppl who were sick....

MX is a guyveristic slacker!

He pretended to have leg injury... at least i ran... he just sat down there and played with his idiotic phone... he has no future! then after that we went up to watch a video.. it was a japan band festival for university bands... OH MAN! their good! and if thats only the festival.. imagine their standard in a competition.... in fact now i think that our band would probably go there to disgrace ourselves only! ARGH! then we had combined... i went to the back to practice my paradidle... i think its spelt this way at least.. in fact im quite surprised that i can actually go to the speed that i am at now... really really surprised... im gonna work damn hard... oh yar and i actually got an image of duku guyver... he's just a tiny 2-dimensional box with a life.. thats so pathetic! after sectionals we watched part 2 of the competition... i sat on the floor and slept again... then conang was trying to take a pic of me i suddenly woke up and gave him the finger... later on we headed to acjc for the fun fair... OH MY MOMMA! that was really sarky!!! we pratically went there for nothing and terrence dint even talk to juliana... geezee... then went to play pool.... then took mrt with terrence to newton.. and on the mrt... the door was closing went this old man ran then the door squashed him... damn farnie... terrence started larfing so i joined in!! HOHO! then when it reached one station alot of ppl came in... then a man came in and blew at terrence neck.. i think he is gay... i dont really know whether to be against gays or just ignore them...got some crap and blah blah blah... now im home... safe and sorry.. unless a idiot spastic cerebral palsy terrorist ( To me and my friends... terrorist = muslim with a beard) decides to fly a plane into my toilet while im giving my #### away... so now im gonna play gb most probably... ok... boom chi then...

TECHNO is the lowest form of music on earth.

2004-02-17T05:37:00.000-08:00

okay... dint blog for quite some time already.... i have ALOT of things to say... but im kinda tired now... and somemore tml got test... so maybe ill blog next time.. most probably on the weekend or on friday... i love charlie... -.-"

2004-02-15T01:41:00.000-08:00

alrise... dint blog yesterday... waz too tired... so now im gonna tell you what heppened yesterday... welll had band as usual... AND NO DRILLS!!!! WEE BEEP!! NO DRILLS!!ok im also gonna adapt dexter's style of blogging.. where really important stuff go alone... like..

Yang Bin SUX!

oh yeah! i feel good! tadadadadada! I FEEL GOOD!! ok now that ming xuan better not pose me and make his stupid sticks look like mine... that idiot! anyway.. you wanna know y YB SUX? about 1 cm of my shirt was out and he asked me pump... later my hair is like 2 cm that short... i spiked it with water... and YB asked me to go wash it down.. and after i wash.. it still stood up.. he asked me to dry it.. and it still stood up... he really sucks..

I HATE YANG BIN!

cant wait for his passing out parade... gonna party then! after band went to macs... ate lotsa shit... talked alot of crap.... then joachim, sherm, zhe yi and alex were say something about cunning... and they went at it the whole day.. with sherman and zhe yi at popular calling me cunning the whole day till i left... after that went to dex house.. played a bit of gb... then listened to his composed stuff... some are good.. some are total crap.. watched rescue 911... total crap too.. then maxi (his dog) came over... hehe! damn cute!! after that came home.. watched mtvaa.. slept halfway coz its really too boring.. at midnight teletubbies woke me up and dragged me to lala land then i woke up.. slept again.. and thats the never ending story... -.-"

ok now its today... morning woke up.. and i crashed the wedding by throwing charlie at the cake... went to cat class... kinda boring... so wrote a song during cat class.. i actually wanted to name the song duku guyver... but i changed it to lonely valentine... kinda sux.. only 55 secs long.. wth-_-after that mass then came home... dint really do much today... write more song... and a crap act techno percussion ensemble... most of the time it goes BOOM CHI BOOM CHI BOOM CHI BOOM CHI ya know... the freaking heavy bass and the high hat..anyway the other day i forgot to say... at KAP macs we made a new juice.. its called BOOM CHI juice... looks like teh tarek.. smells like rotten garlic chilli.. cool eh? here is the recipe..

20 gram tartar sauce
40 gram garlic chilli sauce
5 gram curry sauce
40 million pounds of coke w/ ice

go try it... its bound to make you happy! (;
and yesterday cristian showed me this book at popular... he said can give it to a muslim for present.. the book is PORK CHOP AND FRIENDS!

MUSLIMS + PORK = ALLAH!

ok.. that was crap... i dunno y but i have nothing much to say today... so maybe ill update lata... or you can go and die... i think i'll choose option 2...

2004-02-13T05:04:00.000-08:00

BEFORE YOU READ THIS POST... READ THE PREVIOUS ONE FIRST!just bathed.... thought about some things.... and i think i am really fated with the teletubbies... lala... tonight im gonna call lala... ask him out for valentines tml... kiss him at night... and marry him on sunday... hoho.. thats just so rocky... ok.. now i will tell you the story of charlie as i cut out stupid things from the newspaper... Charlie was a really dumb sweaty stupid careless clumsy dukuish slippery slimy disgusting long short unlucky snail, everywhere he went, something will happen to him. It all started on the day he was born, his father carried him out, ready to go home, when a nuclear bomb hit his father's head! It went BABOOM! and a baboon came out of his ass and dragged him into the jungle. He lived in the jungle for the next 2 minutes of his life, before he ran away to the city. And that was where he met Ahmad, a really kind wizard who liked to do experiment on snails! He picked Charlie up and brought him to his lab, where he cast a spell on Charlie and Charlie became a man with a dickhead and 27 thousand strands of hair on his nose! Charlie ran away to Chestnut Drive where he met 4 banglas having a picnic and that was where he was raped. A bangla kissed him and he turned back into a snail, the banglas were so shocked that they smelt their own sweat and died! Charlie was so sad that he was raped so he killed himself by jumping into a jar of salt where he melted and turned into TELETUBBY! So now you know where that 4 santanic buggers came from! One of them is Charlie... The other 3? Well... That's another 3 different story, about Thuriasamy, Duku guyver and Hellrider! Ok... thanks for reading my really dumbishtic story!

2004-02-13T04:04:00.000-08:00

hoho! just came back from cross country... it rox and it sux!! school ended at 12 and cris dex and jase came over to mah house.... they came... dexter and jase were reading comics... and cris really had something with the vid about this taliban sniper training... the recoil pushed him all the way back then he stumbled.. made a funy face... banged the glass behind... cracked it.. fell down and went WAH! WAH! WAH! -.-" ok... it doesnt really sound farnie here but just wait till you dl the vid... if you want it.. just add me.. i'll send it to you.. SHE BANGS! SHE BANGS! after that we rished to turf city at bukit timah for our cross... couldnt figure out where we were gonna run... when we reached there.. got lost and found.. we splitted up to go to our respective houses... i sat there.. thinking.. reflecting... about the tiny itsy bitsy stone under my feet... then came the turn for us to run... we went to the start point... and ran?? we ran down the road to the stables and in the end we ran on the race track.. kinda stupid... gave up halfway and then i was thirsty.... but that was not the end... a fattytubby came up and gave me motivation.. so what could i do?? i ran.. caught up with cris dex and some other biggy but e prob is that they started about 10 mins before us... and i caught up with them near the finish line... so no big deal.. after that... prize presentation... then we went to KAP macs... did some really stupid things there... kicked ronald macdonald's balls..... couldnt find the purple shit so he was really lucky... otherwise his legs would have gotten broken... i took a bus home... and on the way up i saw this 4 banglas sitting outside this house under renovation... and they were having a picnic... -_-.. A PICNIC?!?!? WTH...... i seriously think they were raping charlie.... i will tell you the story about charlie later.... then i came home... took a seriously big shit... and blogged.... so now im gonna find a goal in life and i will be back lata... HOHO~~!

2004-02-12T03:52:00.000-08:00

okokok.... just played gb... and the cris is just too 2?!?!?!? lucky... cant believe it..anyway... dint do much today.. cut out some newspaper articles... its my habit.. cutting out stupid pictures and keeping them for fun laughter peace and joy... in school... i only know that we had to wear school uniform.. -.-" and we noticed that 99.997846% of the secs ones are all short and like almost all of them are nerds... oh man.. what is catholic high becoming... another chij?!?!? i cant imagine it... CHIJ Catholic High School then all the sec ones are wearing cat high shirt and pants plus a pederfore... my spelling sux so just shuddap and stop ur comments.. mr lee was doing good with our school but now he is overdoing it!! ok... in school... we were like imitating this really short fart in my class.. he has something wrong with his body he just go Beep! all the time and his whole body jerks and he looks like he is mutating into a duku guyver! i dont know what is that i just made it up sometime ago.. dint go to macs today.. went to cut hair... now i look like a piece of shit.. OH YEA! im lovin it!! and also realized that there are many freaks in my class.... LOTS! mr heng saw me outside the staff room doing my test and he came over with the usual blah blah blah blah... aaron are you still in band?? i heard you have not been going to band lately... and the truth was.. i dint go for 2 pracs and i was sick thats y... mr heng can be irritating at times.. hoho! the test was ok.... like 10/12 of the answers are (D)... thats so sucky.. came back... shot a few wads of wet tissue paper at the house opposite... we hate em... they confiscated our soccer ball last time when we played on the road cause it flew into their house... im gonna try to make the tissue fly i ntheir house.. later im also gonna try.. they betta watch it!! anyway in the morning cris was saying something about a bangla worker walking down the stairs with a toilet bowl on his head.... i mean on his shoulder... wth.. -_- ok i am definitely gonna work during the march hols.. after my camp ... DEFINITELY!! and today i have some about the word ok sometimes plus the ? so it becomes ok? during the talk after school i was observing my classmate.. he is from malaysia and he has B.O.... now that is really BAD! and i mean B.A.D! coz i was sitting behind him.. and his body is so improportionate.... his head is damn big... so is his nose... and its crooked... so he looks like a big bird... tadadada sesame street... and DAMN! ben just reminded me that he's picking me up at 6.10 tml... coz he gotta get to school by 6.30 for school mass... oh man.. gotta wake up like 5.30 tml... maybe earlier... so if i gotta wake up that early... i dunno y im still here bloggin... ooooo yea! im also starting to realize that i cant seem to pay attention to maths class.... no matter how hard i try... ill just daydream in e end and end up getting irritated by the guy next ti me who shits in his pants... also called jason... -.-" i dunno whether im looking forward to the sec 3 camp.. kinda looks fun... but kinda loks scary too.... and also.. my band's japan trip has been confirmed... its on the 24th march to the 1st april.... we gotta pay 1888 bucks.. damn... sch is subsidising 200 so its 1688 EACH!! ARGH!!! so fustrated.... hope my edusave has enought money to pay like 500 bucks... and.... this is kinda long... tml i have social defense celebration.. WOW-.-" then after school have about 2 hours break... then have cross country... somemore its gonna be at turf city.. i really wonder where we're gonna run... its kinda near my house so i think i can run home instead.. so cool.. and oh yeah... shit.. i forgot what i wanted to say a sec ago... i wanna get a bike like unc thuriasamy.... its so cool... makes you really look like a bangla... lovely... and i saw roger's socks... looks funny with the flower patterns on it... yep... ok im gonna stop and go shoot my neighbour's house... and im gonna act poser like edwin... peace out dude!

2004-02-11T06:52:00.000-08:00

ok... nothing much to say now... just watched a couple of faces of death vids... and im kinda grossed out now... why dont you try watching? just go to kazaa and search for faces of death... some are kinda funny and sone are damn damn gross!! make sure ur not gonna eat... although this is recommended for those on slimming diets(especially gals)... try to refrain from it.. today band was damn boring.. sectionals the whole day, so i did something useful during that time by arranging the pants i found on the floor and made my stick look like a dick sticking out of it! little george is stupid and after that we went to macs... usual blah blah blah... i said something about the camera on top of the plane and somehow it became the camel on the plane going moooliloolale!i dunno what that means... -.-" then we talked about how annoying xuxu is and what a poser edwin is and then the subject about teletubbies came up... and cris said that they are santanic... so we changed their names to fattytubbies so now they have no tele they have fats!!! wateva.. im going broke so i think im going to be a pimp... saras: hehe im so black and hoho!TADA! here comes santa claus! i was wondering what would happen if you took a muskin tape and just stuck it to keng wee's leg... then BLAH!!! pull everything out.. thats cool... quite sadistic.. was unlucky cause i dint get to see who wee kok was and YAY! I GOT FREE MAC ICE CREAM!! big deal.. came home... read chobits book 7... kinda boring now... so ok... conang has no chest hair and im gonna puke now!

2004-02-10T01:50:00.000-08:00

ok... my day was fine... this was fine... that was fine... everything was fine... except for my teacher.. -_-" she practically sliced me like a wind and during her lesson i was learning like a stone... i was thinking about what we were gonna do during mole kee yongs lesson and then i had to rush through my maths... paid back my friend about 60 bucks in total... and... SCV ROCKS!!! so does this and that... i love spanky and spanky loves frankie and frankie loves uncle puriasamy and unc puriasamy loves the goose and the goose loves the duck and the duck loves the chicken and the chicken loves wee kok and wee kok loves damiens bro and damiens bro totally rox!! he's so fat that he looks just like that purple shit from that macdonalds advert.. and he's so cool coz he has his own entrance music... shitting music.. and bathing music... thats so cool right?? wanna be just like him.. anyway... cant really wait for our next jam... and this time im really gonna book the day before! im not gonna let some stupid yalam gang go in and pollute all the instruments before we get to use em!!!these are a few stuff that me and jason has been toking TOO(2!?!?!?) MUCH about...

1.Terrence! 3.Nak machine 3.Big nose 4.Satan 5.Spastic 6.Cerebral Palsy 7.Ball
8."I can play anthem part II" 9.Irritating 10.Bangla 11.Guyver 12.Dickhead 13.Duku
14.William Hung 15.She bangs 16.Sweaty armpits 17.cyborgs 18.Sweaty Bangla Monks
19.Spanky 20.Sharp Nose 21.Chandi 22.Ba guas 23.Keith 24.Mac ice cream
25.ARGH!!! 26.High Pants 27.Hoho 28.Hehe I'm so black 29.Bangla workers
30.Drink sweat 31.Vomit 32.Naidnis 33.Turbans 34.Chen Jiejue's Brother
35.Damien's Brother 36.Suspenders 37.Argh choo!! 38.Mr Goh's mole 39.T goh's erm...
40.Weeee(Screwed up face)

Oh yeah... thats about it.... nyway are you thirsty?? attach 2 straws to a bangla worker's armpit to a cup and make him run 20 miles... now drink the sweat.. ok i think you are not thirsty anymore eh?? ok gtg to watch tv... katcha lata!! you guyver...

2004-02-03T04:14:00.000-08:00

oway-oway!

hi.since there aren't any posts yet i'm gonna start one....

I'll slice you like the wind!